First Look at Teabreeze

I’ve been working on a little somethin’ somethin’ with Kyle for a while now, and I finally have somethin’ somethin’ to show for it!


Our first teaser for Teabreeze, courtesy of the lovely Virginia Johnson!

Short summary: While battling their own demons, a guy and his girlfriend get wrapped up with an odd group of people who have set up camp deep in the Florida backwoods.

Incoming teasers and blurb for more info on Alex, Eve, and the doomsday cult they get involved with.


Thanks to Julia Clare for this marvelous teaser!

This story will be told in a serial format, with the ebooks coming out nearly as soon as we write them. Small arcs will be resolved in each installment, but prepare for some cliffhangers! As of now, the plan is to send these to the e-presses in a rapid fashion, then offer the complete set as a paperback once it’s all said and done. I’ll keep you posted if that changes.


Eve and Alex have signed up for much more than they bargained for.

Again, thanks to Julia for this one!

I’ve set up a Goodreads page if you’d like to add Teabreeze to your “To Read” list! So far, I can promise humor, sex, weird shit, and a bit of mind fuckery. Also a herd of athletic, shirtless male hotties glistening in the sunlight. Not even kidding. 😉


Alex’s best friend and drinking buddy, Nick, is always there for some solid advice.

Stay tuned for a cover reveal, release date, and possible (depending on how impatient my co-author gets) pre-order links!

At last, here is that full blurb I promised you:

~Teabreeze by Kyle Perkins & Lila Vale

***Trigger Warning*** This book contains adult content. Reader discretion is advised. This is book one of several installments to be released in a serial format. May contain cliffhangers.

Alex Jacobs is a mess and it’s his own damn fault. His addiction to alcohol has driven his life into the ground and his girlfriend into the welcoming embrace of a community of hippies living deep in the Florida backwoods. Despite Eve’s insistence to the contrary, Alex knows it’s a cult and he knows she needs to be saved from these wackos before she’s in too deep with their secretive order.

Determined to win Eve back, he seeks out Teabreeze. Who are these people? Why is Eve so drawn to them? Does she even want to be saved?

Answers only bring more questions, and as they learn more about Teabreeze and its inhabitants, it becomes clear that there is more to this group than meets the eye. ~

Not bad, right? I think I’m getting better at blurbs. At least it isn’t a novella like the first sketch of the BBB blurb (yeah, that long ass one on the back of the book is the shortened version.) It’s a learning process, and as you can tell by this blog post… I tend to be wordy.

Speaking of that, I’d better get out of here. I’m off to probably obsess over this BBB promo a little more, or maybe write the next chapter for the book I just blogged about… yeah, that’s probably a wise decision.

Later dudes,


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